Season 10

S10E01 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk - September 27, 2012
S10E02 - A Big Bag of Dog - October 04, 2012
S10E03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt - October 11, 2012
S10E04 - You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For - October 18, 2012
S10E05 - That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam - October 25, 2012
S10E06 - Ferrets, Attack! - November 01, 2012
S10E07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard - November 08, 2012
S10E08 - Something My Gynecologist Said - November 15, 2012
S10E09 - I Scream When I Pee - November 29, 2012
S10E10 - One Nut Johnson - December 06, 2012
S10E11 - Give Santa A Tail-Hole - December 13, 2012
S10E12 - Welcome to Alancrest - January 03, 2013
S10E13 - Grab A Feather And Get In Line - January 10, 2013
S10E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run! - January 31, 2013
S10E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It - February 07, 2013
S10E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby - February 14, 2013
S10E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries - February 21, 2013
S10E18 - The 9:04 From Pemberton - March 07, 2013
S10E19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon - March 14, 2013
S10E20 - Bazinga! That's From A TV Show - April 04, 2013
S10E21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond - April 25, 2013
S10E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia - May 02, 2013
S10E23 - Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped - May 09, 2013

Season 9

S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) - September 19, 2011
S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes (2) - September 26, 2011
S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food - October 03, 2011
S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers - October 10, 2011
S09E05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro - October 17, 2011
S09E06 - The Squat and The Hover - October 24, 2011
S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets - October 31, 2011
S09E08 - Thank You For The Intercourse - November 07, 2011
S09E09 - Frodo’s Headshots - November 14, 2011
S09E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes - November 21, 2011
S09E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip - December 05, 2011
S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! - December 12, 2011
S09E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion - January 02, 2012
S09E14 - A Possum on Chemo - January 16, 2012
S09E15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack - February 06, 2012
S09E16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy - February 13, 2012
S09E17 - Not In My Mouth - February 20, 2012
S09E18 - The War Against Gingivitis - February 27, 2012
S09E19 - Palmdale, Ech - March 19, 2012
S09E20 - Grandma's Pie - April 09, 2012
S09E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' - April 16, 2012
S09E22 - Why We Gave Up Women - April 30, 2012
S09E23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole - May 07, 2012
S09E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! - May 14, 2012

Season 8

S08E01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud - September 20, 2010
S08E02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer - September 27, 2010
S08E03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus - October 04, 2010
S08E04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers - October 11, 2010
S08E05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel - October 18, 2010
S08E06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger - October 25, 2010
S08E07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette - November 01, 2010
S08E08 - Springtime On A Stick - November 08, 2010
S08E09 - A Good Time in Central Africa - November 15, 2010
S08E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop - November 22, 2010
S08E11 - Dead From The Waist Down - December 06, 2010
S08E12 - Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead - December 13, 2010
S08E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup - January 03, 2011
S08E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs - January 17, 2011
S08E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak - February 07, 2011
S08E16 - That Darn Priest - February 14, 2011

Season 7

S07E01 - 818-jklpuzo - September 21, 2009
S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation - September 28, 2009
S07E03 - Mmm, fish. Yum. - October 05, 2009
S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator - October 12, 2009
S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child - October 19, 2009
S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb - November 02, 2009
S07E07 - Untainted by Filth - November 09, 2009
S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. - November 16, 2009
S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair - November 23, 2009
S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room - December 07, 2009
S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty - December 14, 2009
S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste - January 11, 2010
S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps! - January 18, 2010
S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For - February 01, 2010
S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain - February 08, 2010
S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess - March 01, 2010
S07E17 - I Found Your Mustache - March 08, 2010
S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day - March 22, 2010
S07E19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave - April 12, 2010
S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo - May 10, 2010
S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey - May 17, 2010
S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well - May 24, 2010

Season 6

S06E01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child - September 22, 2008
S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb - September 29, 2008
S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict - October 06, 2008
S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' - October 13, 2008
S06E05 - A Jock Strap In Hell - October 20, 2008
S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week - November 03, 2008
S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy - November 10, 2008
S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth - November 17, 2008
S06E09 - The Mooch At The Boo - November 24, 2008
S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited - December 08, 2008
S06E11 - The Devil's Lube - December 15, 2008
S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis - January 12, 2009
S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don - January 19, 2009
S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie - February 02, 2009
S06E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat - February 09, 2009
S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime - March 02, 2009
S06E17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? - March 09, 2009
S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head - March 16, 2009
S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule - March 30, 2009
S06E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau - April 13, 2009
S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops - April 27, 2009
S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box - May 04, 2009
S06E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth - May 11, 2009
S06E24 - Baseball with Better Steroids - May 18, 2009

Season 5

S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom - September 24, 2007
S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon - October 01, 2007
S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo - October 08, 2007
S05E04 - City of Great Racks - October 15, 2007
S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat - October 22, 2007
S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail - October 29, 2007
S05E07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room - November 05, 2007
S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? - November 12, 2007
S05E09 - Tight's Good - November 19, 2007
S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia - November 26, 2007
S05E11 - Meander To Your Dander - March 17, 2008
S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh - March 24, 2008
S05E13 - The Soil is Moist - March 31, 2008
S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time - April 14, 2008
S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction - April 21, 2008
S05E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty - April 28, 2008
S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer - May 05, 2008
S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk - May 12, 2008
S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper - May 19, 2008

Season 4

S04E01 - Working for Caligula - September 18, 2006
S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers - September 25, 2006
S04E03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress - October 02, 2006
S04E04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey - October 09, 2006
S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility - October 16, 2006
S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity - October 23, 2006
S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head - November 06, 2006
S04E08 - Release the Dogs - November 13, 2006
S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour - November 20, 2006
S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln - November 27, 2006
S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol - December 11, 2006
S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana - January 08, 2007
S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer - January 22, 2007
S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami - February 05, 2007
S04E15 - My Damn Stalker - February 12, 2007
S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too - February 19, 2007
S04E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie - February 26, 2007
S04E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville - March 19, 2007
S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) - April 09, 2007
S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) - April 16, 2007
S04E21 - Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous - April 23, 2007
S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag - April 30, 2007
S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin - May 07, 2007
S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato - May 14, 2007

Season 3

S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts - September 19, 2005
S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - September 26, 2005
S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark - October 03, 2005
S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs - October 10, 2005
S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky - October 17, 2005
S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One - October 24, 2005
S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop - November 07, 2005
S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do - November 14, 2005
S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend - November 21, 2005
S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted - November 28, 2005
S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned - December 19, 2005
S03E12 - That Special Tug - January 09, 2006
S03E13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium - January 23, 2006
S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded - February 06, 2006
S03E15 - My Tongue is Meat - February 27, 2006
S03E16 - Ergo, The Booty Call - March 06, 2006
S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser - March 13, 2006
S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler - March 20, 2006
S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin - April 10, 2006
S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro - April 24, 2006
S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens - May 01, 2006
S03E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie - May 08, 2006
S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie - May 15, 2006
S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite - May 22, 2006

Season 2

S02E01 - Back Off Mary Poppins - September 20, 2004
S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls - September 27, 2004
S02E03 - A Bag Full of Jawea - October 04, 2004
S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra - October 11, 2004
S02E05 - Bad News from the Clinic - October 18, 2004
S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance - October 25, 2004
S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana - November 08, 2004
S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - November 15, 2004
S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor - November 22, 2004
S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater - November 29, 2004
S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos - December 13, 2004
S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan - January 03, 2005
S02E13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair - January 17, 2005
S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - January 31, 2005
S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand - February 07, 2005
S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? - February 14, 2005
S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! - February 21, 2005
S02E18 - It Was Mame, Mom - March 07, 2005
S02E19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise - March 21, 2005
S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey - April 18, 2005
S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - May 02, 2005
S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother - May 09, 2005
S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - May 16, 2005
S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? - May 23, 2005

Season 1

S01E01 - Pilot - September 22, 2003
S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards - September 29, 2003
S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell - October 06, 2003
S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap - October 13, 2003
S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump - October 20, 2003
S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? - October 27, 2003
S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake - November 03, 2003
S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful - November 10, 2003
S01E09 - Phase One, Complete - November 17, 2003
S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving - November 24, 2003
S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - December 15, 2003
S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones - January 05, 2004
S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan - January 12, 2004
S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas - February 02, 2004
S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) - February 09, 2004
S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2) - February 16, 2004
S01E17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats - February 23, 2004
S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick - March 01, 2004
S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You - March 22, 2004
S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark - April 19, 2004
S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing - May 03, 2004
S01E22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet - May 10, 2004
S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo - May 17, 2004
S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger? - May 24, 2004